Megan Fox sucks. Clearly she's famous because she's mini-Angelina Jolie and not because she has any talent whatsoever. She even found her own trashy male companion Brian Austin Green--I don't get it either--a la Billy Bob Thornton (three part names, the similarities just keep coming) to show that while she is a very pretty hooker, she still isn't good enough to snag a celebrity that has mattered in the last 12 years. At least Billy Bob had Sling Blade and Monster's Ball...and Bad Santa. That being said perhaps I'm just biased because I cant look at her without seeing the villain from Mary-Kate and Ashley's Holiday In the Sun and hearing her mutter "I want Jordan", but I don't care because her bitch face and her whole I-dated-a-Russian-stripper to add to my slutty famewhore appeal annoys me. Then again, I might just be upset because she's cast as the lead in Diablo Cody's next film Jennifer's Body which is sure to be huge because Diablo Cody (Juno writer) is great and because it's about a possessed cheerleader who gets to go on a black widowesque killing spree, fun. If there's one thing I don't need is Diablo's awesome writing making Megan Fox look funny or talented. I'm not looking for any reasons to like this girl, I'm content with my jealous and marginally attractive hatred. We get it Megan, you're hot, now fucking go away.
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