Saturday, May 9, 2009

Crash

So I'm getting ready to go to work, and by that I mean watching Crash on FX and eating cookies and completely forgot about a certain someone with a certain uncomfortable cameo. I really don't have much that I want to say about this movie at the moment besides, does anyone else think it's really awkward and out of place to have Tony Danza (mcwhats?!) play the racist actor to Terrence Howard's repressed director? I mean really, how did he even land this role? And who was there in his audition where he just threw around a lot of racist slurs and went "Ohhhhhhhh thats convincing, Tony, formerly of the Danza show, is a big time actor who never played a manny/housekeeper and is a raging bigot". It is just borderline funny because of how unrealistic and weird it is. Random. Please filmmakers, dont do that again.

PS. The little girl with the inpenatrable cloak is the cutest thing ever, and when she runs out and blank blank blank happens (no spoilers here folks!) and then she says _____ to her dad, precious. Crazy precious, gimme one.

Nevermind, I suddenly have things to say about this movie but I'll keep it short. Whoever managed to make an Academy Award winning film starring Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon and Sandra Bullock (with the help of actual actors Don Cheadle, Thandie Newton, Ryan Phillipe, Don Cheadle, Don Cheadle and Terrence Howard) gets a high five. Great ensemble apart from the above-mentioned. And the part where Sandra Bullock falls down the stairs is stupid. Oh, and I recall HBO was going to create a spin-off show, thank god that never got on it's feet. Ok, that's it!

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