Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Imaginary Kid's Tales Are the New Black
Bedtime Stories: An Uncle's life is controlled by the imaginations of his niece and nephew.
Imagine That: A father's [work]life is controlled by the imagination of his daughter.
Okay...so we have the original (I use that word loosely) Disney version, then the knockoff, Sandler-hating, urban-injection (there was a time when Eddie had some street cred) Paramount take, so next....Tyler Perry presents Madea's Dream Vacation where Madea's shot at going on the trip of a lifetime is stolen so she dreams up every way possible to ruin it for the imposter and the vacation of dreams becomes a hilarious, slangy nightmare! HAHAHAHAHA. By the way, all of this will happen before 2009 is over because we definitely need 3 movies based on the exact same premise within a 12 month period.
*While technically Bedtime Stories was released in 2008 it only made the deadline by 6 days so fuck that, besides two of the same movie--essentially--within a 6 or 7 month period is still terrible. Not that a romantic comedy based on the love, love lost, love found ideal isn't recreated daily. My point--Someone, anyone, please--pleeeease make a new movie.
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