First off, all credit for the invention of this retrospectively obvious--but nonetheless effective and entertaining--game goes to my friend Adam and whoever he created it with or hi-jacked the idea from. You drink when Clint Eastwood is racist. I dont know if you've seen this movie or not, you should regardless because it is excellent, but plan to never stop drinking. Dont get it? Let's really break this down. You're watching."'Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'Get the fuck out of here.'"
Drink.
"Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty."
Drink.
"And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake."
This one is really less about racism and more about how awesome it is to hear Clint Eastwood say "pussycake". Drink.
Well that's pretty much it. Simple. Fun. Laced with bigotry. I'm going to see Grand Torino at the Brew & View tonight with a 30 of cheap beer that will definitely be gone by the credits.
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